Humpty Dumpty (New and Revised)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
His guts flew here
His guts flew there
And when all the King’s horses
And all the King’s men
Saw the broken egghead
They all sat down
And barfed up the lunch
They ate before arriving
They then left for home saying they
Could not put Humpty together again
Five Ways of Looking at Homework
HOMEWORK is something teachers give you
so you will have something to do
other than what you want.
HOMEWORK is something to pass the time
if there is nothing else to pass.
HOMEWORK is work you do at school
while the teacher is speaking.
HOMEWORK is the teacher’s way of torturing you.
HOMEWORK is just plain BORING!
The Boy Down on the Ceiling
As I walked down the ladder
I heard a boy running on the furniture.
I went down to the room and quietly yelled,
“Hey you!
Get on the floor
Or I’ll throw my fist at you!”
He then jumped down to the ceiling
And loudly mumbled,
“Throw your punch
And I’ll drop you to the moon!”
I laughed like a bird
For I knew this was a dumb kid.
I then said,
“Sure, kid.
If you can do that
I can drop you to the sun!”
The boy looked at the wall,
His face dark bright red,
And later came to the floor,
Not a moment before the moment passed.
These I Have Loved
These I have loved:
Candies received at Easter and Halloween,
Hot corn on the cob with barbecued chicken,
Collecting baseball cards and trading them,
Swimming in my grandfather’s pool on hot summer days,
And opening Christmas presents on Christmas Day
While my grandfather made us all happy.
Those are the things I have loved in the past.
Magellan
This is about Magellan
A Spanish explorer
Who sailed far west sellin’.
But to his horror
He died before his arrival.
Now there is just his crew.
They sail with no denial,
But they are far from through,
For they still have to sail
Around half the earth
Through storms and even a gale.
This gave us the birth
Of a round earth for sellin’
Thanks to the explorer, Magellan.